Realising I titled the last post before I wrote it and there are no hypotheticals in it, here are todays top three...

1. You can be Ben Affleck for a day but you have to have a Dogma crotch.
2. You can have Usain Bolts leg's, but they must remain black. (This obviously only becomes a difficult decision if your top half is currently white.)
3. You can be the best pianist that ever lived, but you have to have toes for fingers.

Something to think about.