Today is Sunday and for that reason we are to roast various things. Collectively we'll call them a roast and hopefully they will taste good.
Here is what Wikipedia has to say about roasts:
The Sunday roast is a traditional British main meal served on Sundays (usually in the earlyafternoon for lunch), consisting of roasted meat, roast potato, mashed potato together with accompaniments, such as Yorkshire pudding, stuffing, vegetables and gravy.
Despite my issues with the suggestion that you would ever have mash and roasted on the same plate, the bulk of the information here is right.
Anyway, the other day something funny came up in conversation. Myself and Seth were swapping Bailiff stories- which ones we respectively had after us for example. I have now paid Virgin Media because they sent Glaswegian Bailiffs and thats some pretty heavy shit. Seth's first statement at the time? "At least we'll never get mortgages". Brilliant. Basically because it made me realise I probably never will, But it's OK because I don't really think I want one. Or an Audi with air-con, or a job with good progression prospects. It's all about roast dinners.
Todays point? Don't get a mortgage, get a roast.
Or roasts are more important than material possessions. Or Something.
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